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Wow, Steam Sales Bring Out Some Shitty People
Have you played Terraria? I have, and it is a darn good time. I gladly payed my ten bucks for it, and haven’t looked back. This past week, when Steam was having its annual “We Hate Your Wallet” sale, Terraria was on sale. Apparently, it was only supposed to drop as low as 50% off, […]
Screw Attack Find Out What Is More Embarrassing Than E3
June 16, 2011
You know what might be more embarrassing than the shit shown at E3? Gamers talking about the shit shown at E3. Endless debates over who “won” (it’s a fucking giant advertising event for expensive and completely impractical toys; nobody who isn’t heavily invested in like five giant companies wins at all) compete with silly retrospectives […]
Who Needs Love When You Can Have Videogames?
June 1, 2011
Reader and previous contributor RobotRocker gave me the image I posted on the Twitter recently, and sent the following explanation: This is it, we have finally found the most pathetic post on the internet [ed. for the moment, never underestimate them gamers]. Over at Eurogamer, they reposted a story from the Daily Mail regarding video […]
Dragon Age II Vs. Straight Male Gamers
March 29, 2011
OK, so this is going to be a lot of reading, but let’s do this. Start right here. The title of the post (BioWare neglected their main demographic: The Straight Male Gamer) should tip you off about the large amounts of embarrassing bulshit contained within. Seriously, he is actually complaining that Bioware may have made a […]
ARGH GOD FUCK EMBARRASSING GAMERS (Japan Earthquake, Pt. 2)
March 17, 2011
This is a Wikipedia page solely devoted to the impact of the recent earthquake in Japan on the video game industry. Site contributor Shenmuer2001 sent this in with the comment “I’m not sure if this is embarassing or just weird…” It’s neither; it’s actually just enraging. Why can’t these fucking embarrassing nerds get it that THOUSANDS […]
Gamer Priorities Are The Best Priorities
March 16, 2011
So, maybe you check on the news some times (or not). If you did, you might’ve picked up on there being a HUGE FUCKING EARTHQUAKE in Japan, causing a HUGE FUCKING TSUNAMI, and leading to lots of hardship and suffering by a lot of people. It’s incredibly sad, and most of the world that can […]
Gamer Entitlement Is Embarrassing
January 26, 2011
In case you thought gamer’s weren’t entitled fuck, you have this post on Destructoid, which highlights an entitled gamer (WHY ISN’T THIS ON SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE WII!!!?!!?) and the entitled gamers getting mad at him (BUT THAT GAME ISN’T EVEN LEAVING JAPAN?!?!?!?!), while both ignore that the money this douchebag is purely wasting by […]
DMX’s Future Secret Husband.
December 17, 2010
Remember what Ezio said….forever. “Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”
embarrassing gamer of the moment
gamers are embarrassing 
July 13, 2011
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