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Screw Attack Find Out What Is More Embarrassing Than E3

June 16, 2011


You know what might be more embarrassing than the shit shown at E3?  Gamers talking about the shit shown at E3.  Endless debates over who “won” (it’s a fucking giant advertising event for expensive and completely impractical toys; nobody who isn’t heavily invested in like five giant companies wins at all) compete with silly retrospectives […]

Always Bet On Shitty Rape Jokes

June 15, 2011


In case you didn’t know, the Chinese Democracy of gaming, Duke Nukem Forever, has somehow managed to escape its way into the public, and it’s pretty horrible.  Reviews have complained about it being boring/playing like it was made in 1998/etc.  But they have also complained about this (skip to about 56 seconds in): Holy shit. […]

The Beginning Of What I Am Sure Will Be A Shitload Of Embarrassing E3 Shit.

June 7, 2011


E3 happened, and like all years that E3 happens in, we should be reminded of what a horrible embarrassing hobby we have.  I say this not out of any sense of personal shame, because fuck it, it’s my hobby and I will probably never fully stop doing it, but out of this desire that maybe, […]

Women Can’t Design Games, Duh…

May 9, 2011


Reader allen sent me a link to this lovely fucking thread over on TIGSource.  When you start a thread with: I have yet to see a girl game designer. It seems rather od that there are close to none out there.  you can only go up, right?  If the starting poster can’t even bother with […]

SHOCKER: Gamers Still Racist/Sexist/Homophobic Assholes.

April 19, 2011


I think it’s been pretty well established here that gamers can’t really deal with women or people of different races, but what happens when you are both, and you happen to be good at games? Meet BurnYourBra, an African American woman who also happens to be pretty good at Super Street Fighter IV. In a […]

Destructoid Provides So Much Useless Text

April 15, 2011


Where to begin with this giant piece of stinking shit? Ostensibly a preview of The Witcher 2, this article goes on way too long, says some amazingly stupid things in confoundedly idiotic ways, and just is perfectly emblematic of the level of quality usually present when gamers are told to write something about their hobby of choice. Amazingly stupid […]

Alex Mahan: A Study In Gamer Embarassment.

April 11, 2011


This guy is Alex Mahan.  We became aware of him due to the previously posted article on Bulletstorm.  And here is why he is way more embarrassing than we could’ve imagined. He lists himself as an ‘LA Video Game Babes Examiner”, which is something no one should ever list themselves as.  He apparently writes copious […]