Browsing All Posts filed under »destructoid«

Always Bet On Shitty Rape Jokes

June 15, 2011


In case you didn’t know, the Chinese Democracy of gaming, Duke Nukem Forever, has somehow managed to escape its way into the public, and it’s pretty horrible.  Reviews have complained about it being boring/playing like it was made in 1998/etc.  But they have also complained about this (skip to about 56 seconds in): Holy shit. […]

Oh Shit, How Did This Happen?

May 16, 2011


Been awhile since I did one of these, eh? Somehow Jim Sterling figured out  how to keep making his shitty videos full of delusional crap in which he theoretically illuminates some aspect of gaming (which never needs to actually be illuminated) by spouting off his useless opinions on the matter and acting as if somehow […]

Destructoid Provides So Much Useless Text

April 15, 2011


Where to begin with this giant piece of stinking shit? Ostensibly a preview of The Witcher 2, this article goes on way too long, says some amazingly stupid things in confoundedly idiotic ways, and just is perfectly emblematic of the level of quality usually present when gamers are told to write something about their hobby of choice. Amazingly stupid […]

Jim Sterling Is A Fuck Self-Denying Misogynistic Fuck

March 23, 2011


Jim Sterling actually said this: “Personally, I think words like “misogynistic” are getting thrown around so much online that their true meanings are starting to get devalued.” Editor’s note:  Jim Sterling keeps on doing what he did here.  I am reminded of far too many attempts to “take back” words done by people with no […]

Big Surprise: Destructoid Most Misogynistic Game Site!

March 23, 2011


Congrats guys!  You win! Go Make Me A Sandwich has a great write up on the various uses of misgynist language on a variety of games-related sites, all spawned by the writer’s growing hatred of Jim Sterling.  Welcome to the club. What she finds, though, is that it isn’t just Trenchbloat causing the problems.  It’s […]

Oh Shit, I Am Messing Up.

March 7, 2011


You know how I said I might try to lay off of Trenchbloat?  I lied. He actually made a post (called “Not Racist”) that said this: Pokémon Black and White released today, and you’d be surprised at how many people said they’re opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist, as I’m sure you’ve heard 1,000 times on the Internet already […]

Jim "Trenchbloat" Sterling Fanart.

February 26, 2011


Thank you so much to whoever drew this.