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Destructoid Provides So Much Useless Text

April 15, 2011


Where to begin with this giant piece of stinking shit? Ostensibly a preview of The Witcher 2, this article goes on way too long, says some amazingly stupid things in confoundedly idiotic ways, and just is perfectly emblematic of the level of quality usually present when gamers are told to write something about their hobby of choice. Amazingly stupid […]

Alex Mahan: A Study In Gamer Embarassment.

April 11, 2011


This guy is Alex Mahan.  We became aware of him due to the previously posted article on Bulletstorm.  And here is why he is way more embarrassing than we could’ve imagined. He lists himself as an ‘LA Video Game Babes Examiner”, which is something no one should ever list themselves as.  He apparently writes copious […]

“The heroine of Bulletstorm almost had giant breasts”

April 8, 2011


There is just so much wrong in this article.  The character shown here, Trischka, is from Bulletstorm, which is not a game anyone should look to for anything progressive, least of all in terms of sexuality.  And yet, we get the revelation of this little article, that she would’ve been much more “stereotypical” a gamer […]

Oh Shit, I Am Messing Up.

March 7, 2011


You know how I said I might try to lay off of Trenchbloat?  I lied. He actually made a post (called “Not Racist”) that said this: Pokémon Black and White released today, and you’d be surprised at how many people said they’re opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist, as I’m sure you’ve heard 1,000 times on the Internet already […]

Jim "Trenchbloat" Sterling Fanart.

February 26, 2011


Thank you so much to whoever drew this.

Valentine’s Day: A Time For Lonely Embarrassing Gamers To Mod Games

February 21, 2011


In case you didn’t know, Valentine’s Day happened recently.  It’s kinda a thing for a lot of people.  People buy flowers or chocolates for the ones they love, or take them out to dinner.  That kind of thing.  But at one lovely embarrassing gamer site, run by the ever reliable IGN, has a new way […]

Jim "Trenchbloat" Sterling Actually Said This.

February 15, 2011


“Words like “rape” and “misogynist” are joining words like “emo” in the ranks of terms that have been so overused on the Internet, their inherent impact has all but disappeared.” Rape = emo in Trenchbloatia.