Let’s say you are a woman, and you want to play games. You know what you need?
Evil Controllers’ new “Pink Camo” controller, part of the new “Girl Gamer” bundle. Because you obviously (as a girl) must love the color pink, but you are also the type that like to “destroy the competition” so it also has to be camo to show how tough you are (or something). And as a girl you must also love form fitting tank tops, so we included one of those too, as modeled here by some people who don’t know how to hold controllers (oh I get it, a pun on “Hear No Evil”, etc.).
You can get it all here. Oh, and “a portion of the proceeds will be donated to Susan G. Komen for the Cure® to help spread awareness and fight breast cancer” which is just far too predictable for something like this. Note too that it is an unspecified amount of the $154.99 this will cost you.