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Jane McGonigal Continues Her Quest…
…to justify how she has spent her life. Really, this whole thing with her just comes off as yet another gamer trying to say “Hey, my hobby is IMPORTANT! It’s not just a hobby! GAMES WILL SAVE THE WORLD!” Guess what? For most people, games are just a hobby, something they do in their free […]
So This Is What Girls Want, Apparently.
February 7, 2011
Let’s say you are a woman, and you want to play games. You know what you need? Evil Controllers’ new “Pink Camo” controller, part of the new “Girl Gamer” bundle. Because you obviously (as a girl) must love the color pink, but you are also the type that like to “destroy the competition” so it […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Today’s Winner
January 30, 2011
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In case you were wondering, today’s most embarrassing gamer goes to HoodedMiracle. Or, as thenightsnacker put it: “The Effects Of Complete Sexual Suppression On A Young American Male Gamer, a study”
Objectification of Fictional Women and their Butts: Go Go Gamer Embarrassment.
January 18, 2011
Check it. Yeah, yet another “Top Ten Hottest Game Chick Whatevers” list, though this one has some amazing choice quotes to study when examining how horrid gamers treat women. Let’s go entry by entry, shall we? Hover text is on, by the way. #10: “You also may have noticed that only Halo 2 and 3 […]
Jim Sterling: Even More Embarrassment
January 14, 2011
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Oh shit, here we go: Jim Sterling sets up strawmen, argues against them with horrible, flawed logic (Mistwalker started out on the 360, and had those huge environments you are talking about in the Last Story, fucktard). Bonus: He makes jokes about racism as well, showing his own lack of self-awareness yet again. Great stuff […]
PC Gamers Are Entitled Fuckwits.
January 10, 2011
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Read these fucking comments. Apparently, Deus Ex had lean keys. I don’t remember, but these guys sure do, and man are they pissed that the new Deus Ex game doesn’t have them. What it does have is a cover system. Since this cover system moves you out into third person, it COMPLETELY and TOTALLY trashes […]
Still Waiting on the Non-Embarrassing Gamer Tats.
January 10, 2011
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As the image above will attest to, this is yet another round of HOLY SHIT GAMER TATTOOS ARE EMBARRASSING. To add to this one, it’s all about “sexy” gamer girl tattoos, so you get to appreciate it on multiple levels. First, these tattoos are just full of poor decision making and a general lack of […]
IGN. Fifteen years and still embarrassing.
January 10, 2011
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Posting about IGN being embarrassing is like posting about a kitten being cute in that it is far more notable when it doesn’t happen. That being said, this takes the fucking cake. Or as contributor RobotRocker put it: “I’m not even sure where to start with IGN of all places talking about embarrassing moments.” Notable […]
Yes, Griefers, You Made A Kid Cry. Good Job!
January 7, 2011
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Oh so funny. Except not at all, really. But wait, it gets better. Because the kid is crying, Grandpa apologizes, and might be hitting the kid. And somebody thought it was funny to do this. Really.
How Unself-Aware Can One Embarrassing Gamer Be?
January 7, 2011
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So, seriously, does he not pay attention to himself or his own site? And how they whore themselves for links constantly? Not that I am one to defend Kotaku (because they are pretty horrible) but really, within hours of Patron Saint of Embarrassing Gamers Jim “Trenchbloat” Sterling posting this little stupid misinformed rant about another […]
February 16, 2011
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