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Wow, Steam Sales Bring Out Some Shitty People
Have you played Terraria? I have, and it is a darn good time. I gladly payed my ten bucks for it, and haven’t looked back. This past week, when Steam was having its annual “We Hate Your Wallet” sale, Terraria was on sale. Apparently, it was only supposed to drop as low as 50% off, […]
Screw Attack Find Out What Is More Embarrassing Than E3
June 16, 2011
You know what might be more embarrassing than the shit shown at E3? Gamers talking about the shit shown at E3. Endless debates over who “won” (it’s a fucking giant advertising event for expensive and completely impractical toys; nobody who isn’t heavily invested in like five giant companies wins at all) compete with silly retrospectives […]
Always Bet On Shitty Rape Jokes
June 15, 2011
In case you didn’t know, the Chinese Democracy of gaming, Duke Nukem Forever, has somehow managed to escape its way into the public, and it’s pretty horrible. Reviews have complained about it being boring/playing like it was made in 1998/etc. But they have also complained about this (skip to about 56 seconds in): Holy shit. […]
“How Can We Belittle EVERY Civil Rights Movement in One Fell Swoop AND Show Off Our Tech-Savvy Privilege at the Same Time?”
May 23, 2011
You know who really needs an advocate in the modern world? People who have enough money to waste that they can throw it away on overpriced entertainment, but feel somehow they are oppressed in their ability to enjoy themselves properly. These people have a RIGHT TO ENJOYMENT, don’t they? We really need to find some […]
“The heroine of Bulletstorm almost had giant breasts”
April 8, 2011
There is just so much wrong in this article. The character shown here, Trischka, is from Bulletstorm, which is not a game anyone should look to for anything progressive, least of all in terms of sexuality. And yet, we get the revelation of this little article, that she would’ve been much more “stereotypical” a gamer […]
Jim "St. Trenchbloat" Sterling Strikes AGAIN!
January 21, 2011
“Mindless fun is the most artistic form of expression I can think of.” He actually says that. He is a FUCKING IDIOT. As usual with Trenchbloat, I have no idea where to begin, except to note that the sentence above, a direct quote, is actually NONSENSE. On a very basic level, it doesn’t make any […]
This One Is a Bit Quicker…
January 18, 2011
…but still makes the point as to why exactly the previous TED Talk was so horrific. Submitted by spikemaze. Edited by dessgeega.
What the fuck do you people want from dumb space marines?
December 21, 2010
Gus Mastrapa complains like an idiot that Vanquish, a game about being a speedy cyborg space marine of death, didn’t feature “characters or story that lived up to the killer game design”. What the fuck. Bonus: “Realtime Worlds’ sophomore effort was like a sophomore’s padded bra; all promise and no payoff.”
“What This Interactive Tron Skating Ramp Needs Is Some Olivia Wilde”
December 20, 2010
http://gizmodo.com/5715142/what-this-interactive-tron-skating-ramp-needs-is-some-olivia-wilde No, seriously, READ THAT FUCKING TITLE.
The article is not bad, actually…
December 19, 2010
The article is not bad, actually… But the commments. Dear god. The comments. People apparently actually liked Heavy Rain? Really, reeeeeaaaallly liked it. Enough to defend it. On the internet. What the hell?
July 13, 2011
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